Bed rules

Just been upstairs to find this notice on Isla’s bed.  Not too sure about the last bit.

ISLA’S RULES FOR HER BED.

1.  Guests must sleep on the opposite side from Isla.

2. Isla is in charge of what guests do WHATEVER time it is.

3. Guests must bring pillow and ONE cuddly toy.

4. Guests must NOT mess around or be silly.

Those are the rules of Isla’s bed, hope you have fun in Isla’s bed!

Love Isla x

Random ramblings from my kids

After bath time tonight I went into the kids room for a chat.

me:  Iden?

Iden:  Yes

Me:  What do you think about girls?

Iden:  BOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNGGGGG!…Well I like you two though.

Me :  Ahh, that’s nice.  you like me and Isla do you?

Iden, Um, yes, but all the other ones are boring!

Me;  Why do you think they’re boring?

Iden:  Cos they play boring games.

Me:  Like what?

Iden:  Bratz, barbie…..um… pets.

Me:  pets? D’you not like playing pets?

Iden  Err no.

Me:  So do you now think you’ll ever have a girlfriend then?

Iden:  When I’m older I will

Me:  What if you think they’re boring when you’re older?

Iden:  Then I just won’t have ‘em, 

Me:  Fair enough.  What about you Isla, are you gonna have a boyfriend?

Isla  (nods head)

Me;  Have you got one now?

Isla (shakes head.  Just to point out Isla can see the dictaphone and knows she’s being recorded so is reluctant to speak)

Me;  So Iden don’t you like any girls?

Iden:  Yes 1

Me;  Who?

Iden: You

Me;  Ok well apart from me, what about in your class?

Iden:  No

Isla:  He likes Charlotte

(Iden turns bright red and looks annoyed)

Iden: (Shouting) I do not!  Stoooooooooooooooooooppp!

Isla:  You said she was pretty so…

(Iden starts to cry )

Me; Ah don’t wind him up Isla, he can think she’s pretty.

Isla:  Let’s talk about our favourite things

Me;  Go on then

Isla;  You have to say it.

Me;  Ok, what are your favourite things?

Isla: Favourite pacifically what?

Me; Pacifically?

Iden: Like toys and stuff like that

Isla:  Favourite sport, favourite colour, what?

Me:  Well you tell me

Isla:  My favourite colour, my favourite girl colour is purple, my favourite boy colour is 

Iden:  Blue!

Isla:  Green, errm, errm, my favourite sport is football, and my favourite thing to do is cheer-leading.

Iden:  Right err, my favourite sport is err baseball.

Isla:  Baseball? You don’t even know how to play baseball.

Iden:  I do

Isla:  Don’t 

Iden: I do, um, there’s lots of fielders…

Isla:  Ok ok you don’t need to explain it!

Iden, ok um my favourite sports is football, my favourite colour – girl colour is pink

(Isla sniggers)

Iden:  and my favourite boy colour is silver

(Isla laughs)

Iden:  and my favourite thing to do is work.

Me:  Oh what kind of work?

Iden:  Well maths, and um solving problems.

Me:  Ah nice.  D’you think you’ll ever get married?

Iden:  Err maybe.

Me:  What would be your ideal woman?

Iden:  what do you mean?

Me;  Well what kind of woman would you like to have as a wife, what would she be like?

Iden:  Errrr….Fat…(Isla laughs)…Ugly and bulging eyes…..and…she has a tounge where her eyes is….and she has glasses on her mouth, she has a nose where her ears are….Err she has hair on her bum… (Both in hysterics)

Me:  Why on earth would you want a wife like that?

Iden:  No really?  Err pretty, a bit lazy, 

Me a bit lazy?

Iden:  yep er, a bit of a show-off, and definitely a bit um kind-full.

Me;  Why would you want a wife that’s a bit lazy?

Iden:  Um, that’s a good question, but I don’t know…cos I like doing work so she wouldn’t have too.

Me;  Ah, that’s nice Iden.

Isla:  my favourite word is Mississippi.

Iden:  My favourite word is John.